ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator)

h0odrich:

on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal 

(Source: blowupbarbie)

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar)

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

(Source: awakemysoul2355)

(Source: coolasacalliope)

guy:

do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head

(Source: guy)