itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i’ll bet you a substantial amount of money that the Yale scientists were all dudes.

(Source: holybatshitrobin)

youcouldbemy-sanity:

Relationship goals.

(Source: sexyyuglyy)

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

atonement100:

arcadiarunning:

run-eat-study-repeat:

Never give up

example one: this is why you always run through the line

neither of them will forget this

(Source: 4gifs)

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

laterovaries:

izhunny:

laterovaries:

allthatandasideoftom:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

*giggle* I can hear you laterovaries..in my head

I say that kinda shit all the time…

This is perfectly acceptable English. People in the South don’t have time to speak faster so we just contract like a bitch.

"D’y’all happenta see whichaway t’other’n went? I’m fixin’ta go after it."

I just said that a minute ago…

(Source: dntdodrugs)

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

image

(Source: kewlichijou99)

muchwillbedemanded:

mythosidhe:

cubebreaker:

Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.

Basically a designer blanket fort

I’m all about this blanket fort for professionals.

staticcreamsoda

tyleroakley:

planet-troyler:

is michelle obama real

yes

(Source: sandandglass)